wellwhiskey:

wellwhiskey:

in honor of finally finishing the terror I would like to share my favorite r/relationship_advice post of all time

I’ve suggested arctic themed role play but she says ‘don’t worry about it’

rthko:

Those memes about hypothetical pretentious “film bro” movies seek the delicate balance of a country of origin that’s just foreign enough to orientalize but not enough to be called racist over.

serethereal:

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

peppermintsticks:

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

lizvi:

we need to popularize the term “mutual bait”, where you make a post with the sole purpose of a specific mutual interacting with it

dduane:

skinslip:

I think we should let Ron Perlman burn a house down. You know, as a treat.

Thanks @ingdamnit for bringing this to my attention.

Someone on Twitter also remarked, “I think if some [entertainment CEO]’s house, you know, burns down accidentally… we should all do the Spartacus thing and claim to be Ron Perlman.”

emi–rose:

dragonomatopoeia:

i’ve died on smaller hills, so i can’t judge. but i do think it’s funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan’s absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

zegalba:

Gion Mili: Jazz Jam Sessions (1943)

marlbororeds100s:

marlbororeds100s:

i-liked-pluto:

marlbororeds100s:

marlbororeds100s:

99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it’s like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw

Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country

99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it’s like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist

i would lecture you about the importance of jazz in US history and african american history and music history but you’re a swiftie so there is no hope for you

random-brushstrokes:

Julien Renevier - Männliches Aktmodell Mit Akkordeon in Einem Maleratelier (n.d.)

random-brushstrokes:

Ludwig Deutsch - L'aubade (1919)

random-brushstrokes:

Elin Danielson-Gambogi - Evening Spell (1900)

random-brushstrokes:

Charles Sprague Pearce - Prelude (1882)

tendernaiad:

when charles schulz said “all you need is love. but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt” and anthony bourdain said “your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. enjoy the ride” and mark twain said “part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like.” when erma bombeck said “i am not a glutton- i’m an explorer of food,” voltaire said “ice-cream is exquisite. what a pity it isn’t illegal” and when kurt vonnegut said “you can’t just eat good food. you’ve got to talk about it too. and you’ve got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.”

broccoli-bitching:

probablyelise:

queer-here-and-in-fear:

ok this is insane but like.. the new tumblrinas are more acclimated to the culture than some normal users. i mean it. like every single reddit refugee post has an INSANELY CLOSE like to reblog ratio and there all mutualing each other and sending each other asks and dms. like wtf. how are you better at this.

in all seriousness i think its because we welcomed them with such feral delight. like every single tumblr user individually saw the reddit refugees and were like “ok listen. we love you honey and hope you’re feeling good and here are the instructions” and they did SO MUCH MORE THAN WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD!!! AND NOW ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!

and also not to keep going but i adore how everyone is so so emotional about this. like every single reddit refugee is like “oh my god why are you so nicee i havent felt this happy in years holy fuckkk…” and were all like “its ok!!! im so glad you are having fun you are doing such a good job yknow? youre perfect at this!!” anyways if YOURE a reddit refugee lets be mutuals

We’ve been let loose after staring at r/Tumblr posts for several years, our time is nigh